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Saturday, March 31, 2012

[TRANS] 120331 Jjong Twitter Updates

TWEET #3

 A while ago, you looked at me and said I have nothing to do, right? I like that saying because it’s true. But! I can’t put up with making fun of me for having nothing to do!!! Hoongi!! 
 (T/N: Euaaah written sideways can be read as hoongi.)


TWEET #4

For those who don’t know what hoongi is. That’s right! Today’s tweet is dedicated to artist Kim Sungmo! Let’s go!


TWEET #5

Bears say!! Chubbyuchubbyu!!
Picture translation: 
(Left side) EXPLODE (Bottom right speech bubble) CHU BBYU CHU BBYU


TWEET #6

Lions go!!! Gguwaang!!!
Picture Translation: 
(Top) Lions? (Top speech bubble) Gguwaang!! (Bottom speech bubbles) How dare you try to eat a human even though you’re an animal! I’ll break your neck!


TWEET #7

Birds say!! Aengal aengal!!
Picture Translation: 
(Top Left) Aengal Aengal (Top right speech bubble) What?


TWEET #8

But two fingers
Picture Translation: 
You only have one life!


TWEET #9

But his fingers are opposite
Picture translation: 
I’ll fight, and you remember!


TWEET #10

That’s a hand
Picture Translation: 
I’ll show you the full extend of real boxing!


TWEET #11

That’s a foot
Picture translation: 
Should I teach you how to kick?


TWEET #12

Life is for real!!! That mocking you can hear in his way of talking!!
Picture translation: 
Top left: Kuuh! Middle left: Uughh! Middle right: Wh.. What? You promised not to use your foot! Bottom: You believed that?


TWEET #13

Knife holders say!! Kalkalkal!!
[T/N: “Knife” is pronounced ‘Kal’ in Korean.]
Picture Translation: 
Top left: Weren’t they your lackeys who obey you? Top right: You got rid of the pig and his lackeys? Bottom right: Kalkalkal…!


TWEET #14

Your greeting is violent!
Picture Translation: 
How is your current life? Did you eat?


TWEET #15

 The cheers was a fake
Picture translation: 
Top: For hyungnim and I! Middle: Jinga will… Bottom: Become by best guardian god!


TWEET #16

 I’m on friendly terms with the tollgate
[T/N: The tollgate talks not in the usual polite form but in a rude form.]
Picture Translation: 
Top: East Seoul/The road to Seoul is partly delayed/Go away Bottom: That’s really amazing


TWEET #17

Yes!!!
Picture Tranlsation: 
N…No!! Yes!!


TWEET #18

Br…Bread.,?!
Picture Tranlsation: 
Top left: I’m not the best. Top right: D..Don’t lie. This.. This kind of skill is obviously… Middle: I’m bread! Do you understand? Bottom: Br.. Bread?!


TWEET #19

He’s gotten on the Jordan River’s booster express train!!
Picture Translation
Top: There’s no reason for you to waste time on little fish like that. Middle: Understood! Bottom: Then, I’m leaving!


TWEET #20

 I just say whatever I want
Picture Translation: 
Top: How does it feel like to be revived from death? Middle: I don’t think we’ve even introduced ourselves… Bottom left: Who are you? Bottom right: Is there a need for me to tell you something like that?


TWEET #21

Oh. ke
Picture Translation: 
Top: Okay! Since you were honest, I’ll let you live. Middle: Wh…What will happen to us? Bottom: We’re going to die!


TWEET #22

 All you students, you shouldn’t tweet in class.
Picture Translation: 
Top: What are you two doing?! The class bell rang a long time ago! Middle: Da…Damn it! Bottom: Both of you, sit down!


TWEET #23

 Coincidentally, it’s 9:36 AM, when I don’t feel guilty about tweeting a lot!! I really don’t think I’ll feel anything no matter how much I tweet!
Picture Translation: 
Top: I’m going to destroy him as badly as the weight of the pain you gave me. Bottom left: Coincidentally, it’s 8PM, where humans don’t feel any guilt no matter how brutal they are… Bottom right: I really don’t think I’ll feel anything even if I kill someone!


TWEET #24

He talks very nicely. Like Minho
Picture Translation: 
Top left: He’s amazing, being able to hide himself in the open like this. Top right: Why don’t you come out, you rat?! Middle: Did you call me a rat? Bottom: Do you really want to die completely without getting hurt?


TWEET #25

 kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke What’s he saying
Picture Translation: 
Top: Ugh… Middle left: Ugh… Middle right: Hand over your money, bastard! Bottom left: I.. I’ll hand it over! Bottom right: I don’t need it!


TWEET #26



Wh..What are you doing!!
Picture Translation: 
Top: You’re very curious for someone who’s about to die. Middle: Kid, you shouldn’t have come here today. I’ll make sure your body knows the reason why starting now. Bottom: How.. How could I… I hit an artery by accident…


TWEET #27

That rat is good looking, yes.
Picture Translation: 
Top left: What is it? Top right: The messenger is here. Middle: Okay, tell me!


TWEET #28

How to win at a fight
Picture Translation: 
Top: Chapter 8-7 When the opponent has grabbed you from the back. Give him a flying kick without hesitation. Bottom: Chapter 8-8 When the opponent attacks you with something he’s practiced for over a month. Get hit once and hit back twice.


TWEET #29

80,000-ten thousands of fighting power!!
Picture Tranlsation:
How could this be?! My hand has 80,000-ten thousands of fighting power!


TWEET #30

kekek Really?? kekeke Are you sure??? kekekeke
Picture Translation: 
There is no way this soldier will notice me. As long as I keep in rhythm like this.


Credit: realjonghyun90
Translation Credit: shiningtweets
Screencap by Forever_SHINee
shared by: nuha^^jinki@MYJinki